Woman asks for semen from sister’s hubby

Compiled by ALLISON LAI, MAHADHIR MONIHULDIN and R. ARAVINTHA

A WOMAN’S elder sister had a bizarre proposal for her – she wanted to “borrow” her husband’s semen to have a baby, China Press reported.

The woman was told she should inform her sister in advance before engaging in sex so that the latter could collect the semen in a used condom, and that she would “find a way” to insert the semen into her body.

Sharing her story on the Dcard online forum, the Taiwanese woman, who was unnamed, said her 35-year-old single sister had been career-focused and had never been in any relationship.

The woman said she was okay with it as long as it was done with medical consultation.

She said her sister felt that the costs were too high to be in a relationship and to get married, and that it was a hassle to have her eggs frozen for in-vitro fertilisation (IVF) treatment later.

“So, she had the idea of collecting my husband’s semen from a used condom, which she would turn inside out before inserting into her body,” the woman said.

To obtain the “freshest” harvest, she said her sister even asked them to inform her in advance before engaging in sex.

The sister also expressed willingness to give supplements if the woman’s husband was willing to ejaculate through masturbation.

The woman, however, said she was concerned about possible legal consequences.

> The daily also reported that a list of attributes for a Mr Right, meant to be used when praying to a matchmaking deity, went viral in Taiwanese media.

The traits included the vital statistics of the man, the preferred frequency of sex, and even the length and shape of his penis.

An Internet user shared on a public online forum that a friend, who had broken up with her boyfriend recently, made the list after she decided to pray to Yue Lao, the matchmaking deity.

Among her desired traits were a healthy man 180cm tall and with athletic build, between the ages of 25 and 35, an annual salary of T$1.2mil (RM175,300), big eyes, sharp nose, good in bed and must not smoke or play video games after sex.

She also asked for a man who would not despise her plump figure, and who would give her a monthly allowance of between T$10,000 and T$30,000 (RM1,460 and RM4,380).

Forum users, who were amused, posted many candid comments. Some of them read, “Guys nowadays should know how to protect themselves,” “This is business talk,” and “Yue Lao will put it in the paper shredder after reading it.”

The above articles are compiled from the vernacular newspapers (Bahasa Malaysia, Chinese and Tamil dailies). As such, stories are grouped according to the respective language/medium. Where a paragraph begins with a >, it denotes a separate news item.